What you missed while you were reading about our new editorial direction and jumping for joy.

• Detroit Red Wings’ fans are a dedicated, stubborn type of people.
• High school catchers like to have a little fun with umpires. Unfortunately, what they did was wrong and obvious, and now they’re paying for it.
• Drunk driver goes wild in Mexico and plows into a bicycle race.
• Big Brown is going to make a lot of money impregnating mares even if he doesn’t win this weekend.
• Machochip has a new tech guru!
• Nude maids will steal your family jewels.
• Water powered car is not commercially available, but if you’re smart enough you can build one in your garage.
• Back in the day, Lakers/Celtics’ tickets were a lot cheaper.
• Hooters at the racetrack, except they’ll actually be greeting the horse and not shaking at the bar.
• In Europe, men prefer Euro 2008 over sex. That’s really funny because Europeans are supposed to suck in bed compared to us Americans.
• Boston Celtics rivalry with the Los Angeles Lakers was a better attraction in the 1980’s. At least that’s what our contributing editor believes.

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