What you missed while marveling at Saudi Arabia’s future culture center.

• If you’re going to rob Pele, rob him outside of Brazil, please.
• Soccer players are really getting out of hand. Rarr!
• Shaquille O’Neal asks Kobe how his ass tastes.
• Don Imus still hates black people because of their color.
• Happy Anniversary, Jaime Jarrin!!!
• Cristiano Ronald and Nereida are on vacation in Sardinia, Italy.
• China will be pointing missiles at javelin throwers and bicyclists. Fun.
• Steve Nash and Claudio Reyna have some really great friends.
• Houston Astros’ Shawn Chacon went all “Undertaker” on his GM…and ruined his career.
• This has to be the greatest picture of Cristiano Ronaldo, ever.

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