Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Boxing: Don’t pay attention to all of that blood glistening off David Diaz’s face. It’s only tomato sauce from his pre-fight burrito. He smeared it on his mascara to help with swelling. Diaz lasted nine rounds against a heavily favored Manny Pacquiao, but finally fell after a devastating flurry of punches from the Philippine mean machine. Asked about a possible rematch, Diaz valiantly responded /Gargle. [LA Times]
• MLS: Was anyone actually watching the Galaxy/D.C. United game before the Euro final, or were you out buying beer, chips and incense for the bathroom (since, you know, friends were coming over)? You would’ve had a better time buying beer. Los Angeles Galaxy 1, D.C. United 4. [UPI]
• MLB 2008: The Dodgers and the Angels finish off the freeway series with another one-run shutout. John Lackey pitched 8 2/3 innings that stumped the Dodgers, earning him a 1-0 win. [ESPN]

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