Obviously, Cristiano Ronaldo is as flummoxed by the inflatable deer toy as we are. Yes, there are more and more pictures of him and Nereida floating around the internets, looking tanned and soft-pornish, but isn’t Cristiano straddling a floatie in the Mediterranean a nice change of pace? It provides Arsenal and Chelsea fans the CR haters of the world some ammunition for next season and the .001% of women that visit this site will think this is “soo cuuuuute. xoxox.” Right? Right. A few more pics of Cristiano and his new pal after the jump.

Sticking to CR protocol, flopping was simply inevitable.

Oh deer: Ronaldo is defeated by an inflatable toy in the waves [Daily Mail]
Images [Matrix Photos]