When reports came tumbling out about Roger Clemen’s promiscuity and adultery, a few things didn’t make sense to us. Simply, if he was on roids, how in the world did he get it up with all of these girls? A New York Yankees clubhouse spokesperson erected more allegations that Clemens’ vitamin bottles weren’t filled with vitamins.

Roger Clemens, whose claims he never took steroids are under federal investigation, has apparently discovered the benefits of another performance-enhancing drug sweeping the sports world - Viagra. Clemens stashed the clearly marked, diamond-shaped pills in a GNC vitamin bottle in his locker at Yankee Stadium, according to a source familiar with the clubhouse, perhaps keeping the drug undercover to avoid the inevitable wisecracks about all the girlfriends he needed to please.

Well when you’re confronted with something named Mindy McReady, and she looks like that, then we completely understand. But, since Viagra can hinder vision, do you think that lead to him shagging Mindy? Yeah. We know. Tons to think about today.

Roger Clemens, host of athletes pop Viagra to help onfield performance [NY Daily News]
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