Our chola sister at Guanabee turned us onto some story earlier today about Alex Rodriguez reportedly mingling with Madonna’s torpedo bras. That is, they might be having an affair. We don’t keep tabs on Madonna but it turns out her marriage with “Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels” creator and genius, Guy Ritchie, is hitting the skids and A-Rod has been linked to Madonna through her manager. Also, they were seen working out at the same gym about, oh, seven months ago, which our homeboys at With Leather were on top of at the time. Yup. This rumor has more holes in it than an A-Rod defended third base line, but screw it. Here we go.

OK! has learned the pop superstar and baseball great have been hanging out for months, as her relationship with her 39-year-old director hubby [Guy Ritchie] fizzled. Last October, Madonna and Alex were spotted working out together at Reebok Sports Club/NY in Manhattan, according to an online source. Two months later, Alex raised eyebrows by bringing in Madonna’s close friend, entertainment manager Guy Oseary—who, incidentally, has no sports background—to help steer his career…

Well, we know Alex likes the eccentric blonds so we’ll have to keep a lookout on this one. Activate Google Alert, stat! It’s game time, suckas.

Madonna and A-Rod [Radar]
Image [The Onion]