Everyone has been speculating as to how much dough Cynthia Rodriguez stands to gain from her inevitable divorce from Alex Rodriguez. Considering he’s the richest baseball player in the history of the league, Cynthia is sure to be receiving ample payments for the rest of her Lenny Kravitz-shagging life. But not so quick, says Alex.

In the documents – filed Thursday morning – A-Rod admits the marriage is “irretrievably broken.” But he points out that Florida is a “no fault state” and chastises his estranged wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, for mentioning “immaterial and impertinent” issues like his alleged “extra marital affairs and other marital misconduct.” According to the documents, she did so “with the assistance of counsel of her own choosing, freely and voluntarily … and with full and complete financial disclosure of husband’s income, assets and liabilities.”

Burn! But, what’s up with the alleged extra marital affairs? Really? Cynthia should get a few thousand for every time someone uses “alleged extra marital affairs” when talking about A-Rod. He was snapped by the paparazzi with a busty blond stripper, for crying out loud. Let’s see people use “alleged” when that Madonna/A-Rod sex tape hits Netflix.

Alex Rodriguez Responds to Wife’s Divorce Filing [People]
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