The United States Border Patrol has been recruiting US border protecting civil servants everywhere you can think of. Sure, they mostly target young males around Wal-Marts, but where else can you find that target audience of brown people hating son of a guns to sign up for their $70K jobs? Vroom vroom is right, baby. The United States Border Patrol is now sponsoring a Nascar racer.

The NASCAR Busch Series sponsorship is a multi-purpose marketing and recruiting tool, enabling CBP to communicate about the Border Patrol to a nationwide audience over an extended period of time. The sponsorship raises public awareness about the Border Patrol in several untapped markets. Additionally, each race becomes a recruiting opportunity either through Border Patrol agents conducting on-site recruiting or by word-of-mouth from others who learn about CBP through NASCAR racing.

And look at the carrito go!

1) Is this car enlisted as an official Border Patrol car that can nab any evil immigrants heading down the 5 near Tijuas? 2) How much you wanna bet the vatos changing the tires are Mesican? 3) Do you think Nascar in Espaneesh censors footage of the racer like the FCC blurs out boobie shots?

Who Says Nascar Fans Are A Bunch Of Racist Rednecks? The Border Patrol, That’s Who! [Guanabee]