So how many diseases do you reckon Cristano Ronaldo has? More or less than the average athlete? We ask because the general consensus at the MachoChip HQ is that he’s had more ass in the past three months than most people will in a lifetime. The latest twist has him actually being turned down by Scary Movie actress Anna Faris, who he made the move on while rehabbing his knee by the pool at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Of course, being Cristiano Ronaldo, there was another women within three feet of him to perk him up, and she just happened to look like dethroned WAG queen Nereida Gallardo.

The girl in question was wearing a gold bikini at least two sizes too small. She was sitting on the edge of the pool with her legs akimbo and was making eyes at Ronaldo. He waded over to her and they were flirting and chatting. She kept leaning forward to scoop up some water and splash her legs with it.

Ronaldo was joking with her and must have passed comment about her mighty cleavage because she started shimmying her boobs from side to side. Ronaldo did the same thing with his pecs and she shook her breasts again and laughed.

Oh my god, he did the Hulkster pecs move? Between that and doin’ it with an ankle brace, it’s no wonder someone as cute and unassuming as Anna Faris wanted nothing to do with him. but we’re going to run pictures of her anyway.

So do you think Cristiano should be saddened by being given the Heisman by Anna, or happy because he didn’t have to wait too long or go too far for a rebound?

Ronaldo’s Scary love moves [Sun UK]
Image [Sun UK, Ask Men]