We underestimated the magnitude of the Alex Rodriguez affair with Madonna ordeal and now we’ve diverted to the twilight zone area known as “Um, Are you seriously serious,m man?” We didn’t believe it yesterday when our Debbie-Deb hating sister site reported Alex Rodriguez’s wife Cynthia was free birding on Lenny Kravitz’s guitar…riding Lenny Kravitz’s stairway to heaven…you know, having an affair. Hogwash? Puro chisme? Well, apparently “major” sources are now reporting that the couple have finally split, leaving everyone to screw anyone they want.

“It’s true,” the source said of A-Rod’s separation from his wife of five years. “They’ve been having problems for about three months.”

See? Now the question is if everyone’s been banging each other for that long. That is the question, right?

Revelations of the couple’s not-so-great-nuptials came as new rumors surfaced on the Internet that Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, was having a fling with rocker Lenny Kravitz.

The gossip item on PerezHilton.com quoted a “family friend” claiming C-Rod had gone on a romantic getaway in Paris with Kravitz.

“She is not! I know that,” Cynthia Rodriguez’s mother, Evangeline Scurtis, told The News yesterday. Scurtis refused to discuss the status of her daughter’s relationship with Rodriguez, repeatedly saying, “No comment.”

Coincidentally, A-Rod, Madonna and Kravitz all share the same manager, Guy Oseary.

It’s yet to be rumored if they all met at the “Checks Owed To Guy Oseary” party, but it is rather comical that this cluster revolves around a mutual manager.

There’s no word yet about a divorce, but can you begin to imagine what kind of cash Cynthia Rodriguez stands to gain if they do divorce. Honestly, that’s the next phase of this whole fucking ordeal. Well, that and the photos of Lenny licking Cynthia’s face on a yacht off the coast of Marseille.

Alex Rodriguez, wife separated [NY Daily News]
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