Heads Up: Alexei Ramirez Is A Magico.

Alexei Ramirez has seven errors all year and this is the reason why. Though, we’d probably be calling him a dufus if the ball had gone into the stands. Anyway, we can perform tricks too. Look, we’re blogging with our eyes closed. [Deadspin]
The Los Angeles Dodgers are finally providing free public transportation for all of their pissed off, $15 paying, under .500 tolerating fans. Good luck if you don’t live near any metro stops. [MLB Los Angeles Dodgers]

This may be a stretch, but if you like the sounds of Beirut, check out this live radio broadcast of his music. Thanks to reader “Thelonious” for sending it. [Aquarium Drunkard]
There are really odd and really fake Mickey Mouse statues in Beijing. He actually looks like a coked out rat. Yay, for the kids! [Boing Boing]
If you weren’t excited about soy dogs hitting ballparks before, now you’ll really cringe. Scientists say eating a half-serving a day of soy-based foods can lower your sperm count. Get that damn fakin’ bacon away from us! [MSNBC]
Eva Mendes is shedding it all off for Calvin Klein. Is it us, or did homegirl lose all of her bronze? [NY Daily News]