Heads Up: Argentine Batman Could Totally Take On The Joker.

If you’re not laughing at about the three second mark, then just shut it off. Maybe Christian Bale caught sight of this and he went berserk. [YouTube]
The UCLA Bruins are sending 37 athletes to the Beijing Olympic games. Tell them to watch out for the sea monsters. [UCLA Alum]

This is sure to stir great discussion and more intensified Hooliganism during Copa Libertadores. The Azteca is voted better than the Maracaná. [Terra]
Is your knife simply not…ahem…cutting it these days? Then get the WASP Injector Knife. It basically the same tool Javier Bardem’s psycho character in “No Country For Old Men” used except smaller. [Uncrate]
Nike comes up with a clever ad: balls meet face humiliation. Gawker asks if that’s anti-gay. We’re not sure, but it’s definitely anti-getting chicks. [Gawker]
“One Day As A Lion” has a new EP and it’s out today. Gooooo! And don’t forget your headphones. [Amazon]