Heads Up: Beach Volleyball Facials And, Hey, Nasa Was Established 50 Years Ago. Neat-O.

The Brazilian volleyball dude getting a facial is named Emmanuel and apparently he’s a very talented player. So talented that he never gets his sunglasses or hate knocked off his head by a scorching spike. “He got it good.” [With Leather]
Hey everyone. Nasa was established 50 years ago, which means the world is going to end soon, says a Christian walking by. [Nasa]

Tim Donaghy has been sentenced to 15 months in prison for his now infamous gambling scandal. But the Phoenix Suns will never get a championship. You robbed them, Timmy! You…robbed…them! And cut. [SI]
The Wii Fit may be heading to a cruise ship or hotel lounge near you. It’s destined to be the next “Macarena” for sure. [MSNBC]
Go get your Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez on with these new PF Flyers! [Uncrate]
A $12K sculpture by Costa Rican artist Tatiana Echeverri Fernandez was broken into bits and pieces after a museum patron fell on it. For some reason we imagine someone pissing in Marcel Douchamp’s “Fountainhead” as an equivalent crime. [BBC]