Heads Up: Boo? (Bleep) You!

That was Chase Utley’s response when bombarded with boos during the All-Star HR Derby introductions. He’s since apologized, but you know he was speaking for around 50 million baseball fans. [Boston Herald]
No more plastic guitar nonsense. Starpex unveils wooden PS2 and PS3 guitar for your pseudo-rockstar needs. [Gizmodo]

Dudes, Zack De La Rocha is coming out with a new album on July 22, 2008 under the name “One Day As A Lion.” Awe. Some. [Myspace]
Giovani Dos Santos scored his first goal as a Tottenham Hotspur in an 8-0 preseason routing of Spanish club Tavernes. [Daily Mail]
Phil Hellmuth blows up and we have to wait 117 days until the 2008 WSOP champion is declared. Lame. [Busted Coverage]
Ronaldinho is headed to Milan for 19 million pounds! [Daily Mail]
Top 10 Ugliest Male Athletes Who Don’t Deserve Their Hot Wives Or Girlfriends [Guanabee]
Ronaldinho will fit right into Italy’s high society of fashionistas. [The Spoiler]