Heads Up: Go Get That Puffy Taco, Son!

Fridays bring about joy throughout Machochip headquarters because today signifies the day we can drink as much as we want without worrying about being hungover the next day. /Sigh It also means we can show you hilarious little Machochippers running around the bases at a minor-league ballfield and tackling the mascot, which happens to be a “Puffy Taco.” Isn’t grand? [Guanabee]
Diego Maradona is reviving his television skills by debuting his old show as new. [Terra]

Megan Ohai is a USC soccer player who officially puts the Allison Stokke fascination to rest. Good grief, Charlie Brown. [With Leather]
Roger Federer is denied “Federer Suite” at Toronto hotel because Bollywood actors were getting jiggy in it. He was given the “Nadal Suite” instead. Burn! [Lion In Oil]
Don’t forget to get your WAG vote on this weekend. [The Spoiler]
Amnesty International is really subtle when it comes to its stance on executions in China. [Deadspin]