Heads Up: Han Cholo's Diamond Encrusted Brass Knuckles Are Perfect For The Wifey.

One thing we really miss about living in Los Angeles is the ghetto-fabulous couture that’s always strutting around. If you’re looking for some diamond-encrusted brass knuckles, or you simply want a giant car rim replica on your jock, then Han Cholo is your man. He’ll also design a 14k gold wiener ring, if you’re interested. [Daily Motion]
So those rumors about Samuel Eto’o heading to Uzbekistan are true? Well, there is photographic evidence that he’s there now. [The Spoiler]

Bookmark this bad boy for future reference. It’s the complete tv/online airing schedule for Olympic soccer. 4:30am games sound lovely. [Offside]
Portsmouth’s new training complex is full of badgers. No, really. It’s full of cute, little fluffy, bite your nuts off badgers and now the team is in charge of their safety. That’s a great way to keep your team focused. [With Leather]
Street Fighter IV is going 3D. [Complex]