Heads Up: Jesse Jackson Is Going To Cut Your Balls Off.

The has been making the rounds throughout the blogs and it’s really funny. Jesse Jackson isn’t too fond of Barack because of Barack’s stance on faith-based initiatives. And because he’s talking down to black people, which merits the severing of one’s balls. Um, we need Al Sharpton on this, stat. [YouTube]
Pau Gasol’s little bro, Marc Gasol, is heading to the Memphis Grizzlies. This means he’ll be in Los Angeles with his brother by Feb. [Seccion Deportiva]

Great news! World Cup 2010 tickets will go on sale next February and if your country is in the World Cup, then there’s a better chance you’ll get a ticket. Participating World Cup Finals countries will receive 12% of tickets, as opposed to previous year where only 8% of tickets were given to participating countries. [Javno]
Are you interested in Nintendo keychains? What? Just asking, dude. [MonkeyZen]
Oh look. Another soccer player on vacation…for the 20th time this month. [With Leather]
Sergio Ramos has himself a new lass by the name of Elisabeth Reyes. And, bro, where did you get those awesome short?! [The Spoiler]