Heads Up: Ronnie Renner Goes Head Over Heels For Quarterpipe Records.

Ronnie Renner broke the Guinness Book of World Records record for a quarterpipe jump. We’re not sure what that means exactly, but he definitely didn’t face plant into the canvas so it must be a good thing. [LAist]
The Tour de France is especially Marilyn Monroe-y this year. That’s all we’ve got to say about that. [Sport Crackle Pop]

The Today Show gives baseball star’s wives some makeup tips and Guanabee thinks it’s all a crock of poo. P.S. Manny Ramirez’s wife is hot. [Guanabee]
FC Barcelona’s Joan Laporta isn’t a happy camper. About half of his board of directors have resigned after, um, he declined a resignation request. Hm. /Scratches head. So, like, they quit their jobs because he didn’t quit? Oh. Um. Ok. [Javno]
Remember Scott Boras? He’s the agent that A-Rod axed after he persuaded the multi-million dollar star to opt out of his Yankees contract. Well, he’s been called in to “broker a truce” between Alex and his wife Cynthia. They’re seriously not of this world, are they? [Deadspin]
An Uzebki soccer club has reported on their website that FC Barcelona striker Samuel Eto’o has signed a six-month contract with the club. FC Barcelona isn’t buying it. [The Spoiler]
Reggie Jackson may wonder if you’re Jewish the next time you, um, work him. [With Leather]