Look. We ended this entire Nereida Gallardo ordeal with a splendid recap annotating why she became famous and how it happened. It was a fireworks spectacular type post that we felt would send her out in style. Geez, we called her the “Queen Of The WAGs!” And now she has the audacity to don a skimpy two-piece, looking thinner than ever and smiling at the paps like she’s enjoying the exposure? Spare us the games, Nereida! You’re supposed to be somewhere in Mallorca hitting the cheesy discos and showing off your thangs. That’s what we expected, anyway. But new photos of Nereida parading around on a Mallorcan beach show a bumbling vixen who isn’t wallowing in sorrow. At all. Which makes us happy. Because more photos of Nereida are always a good time. Peep them after the jump.

So this isn’t exactly the WAG purgatory we had in mind for Nereida. She actually seems like a delightful person post-Cristiano Ronaldo. Though, Daily Mail’s got the scoop that she’s still in denial. We would be too if we lost the equivalent of an Irish Pot-Of-Gold.

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‘Dumped’ WAG Nereida hits the beach and shows Ronaldo exactly what he’s missing [Daily Mail]
Images [Daily Mail]