Los Angeles hasn’t had an NFL team since 1995, when the Rams headed to St.Louis to win Super Bowls and the Raiders went to Oakland to… we don’t know, mug people. But that might change soon if C. Dean Metropoulos gets his way. Mr. C. Dean is trying to buy the Jacksonville Jaguars to try to move them to the second biggest media market in the U.S., where they’ll play in a dirt lot or something since the city councils have already ruled out the Coliseum and the Home Depot Center. Wee!

The Jaguars had no immediate comment Wednesday night on a Philadelphia Daily News report that team owner Wayne Weaver is negotiating to sell the team to billionaire C. Dean Metropoulos, who could move the team to Los Angeles.

The sources told the newspaper that Metropoulos would bring in minority partners with him, and that the Jaguars would be a candidate to move to Los Angeles, which is seeking an NFL team.

Luckily, there’s already a candidate for easiest Jag to acclimate himself to the Angeleno lifestyle. Matt Jones, one of the team’s wide receivers, was busted for indulging in his cocaine habit in his car yesterday. So basically, just put him in L.A. and he’s just like every other asshole erratically driving on the 405.

Report: Weaver trying to sell Jaguars [Jacksonville.com]
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