Out of all the shmos that ever walked the earth, it pains us to think that Jose Canseco once had a sultry, I’ll-do-anything-for-a-hump Madonna on his lap pleading for some of his go-go racers. Yes, everything that Jose Canseco says these days should be scrutinized the same way the lady who put the finger in the Wendy’s chili cup was scrutinized. It turns out that a long long time ago, when shoes had air pumps on them (1991), Cancesco had an encounter with Madonna and, well, let him tell it.

“She wanted to get married and have a child with me — she wanted a Cuban child,” he tells Us.

Canseco recalls: “We went downstairs [at her house in the Hollywood Hills] and she came over and said, ‘What would you do if I kissed you?’ and then sat on my lap and kissed me.”

Madonna even offered to support him if he split with his wife. “She said, ‘I have lots of money. Don’t worry about that,’” Canseco tells Us.

And this is all coming out now because Madonna didn’t want to invest in his soft porn business. Yes. We’ve been down this road before.

Cuban? Then, According To Jose Canseco, Madonna Wants Your Sperm. [Guanabee]
Jose Canseco: Singer Madonna Begged Me to Impregnate Her [US Weekly]
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