As you can see, the Martin Jetpack that was unveiled in Oshkosh, Wisconsin yesterday is full of raw power that can lift a human body off the ground and make two guys run around like idiots right next to it. From the wire:

The Martin Jetpack has a patented fan jet technology, uses regular gasoline, complies with Ultralight regulations and is easy to fly after completion of a unique training program. The implications of a personal flight vehicle that will transport people over all terrains are not lost on the armed forces and huge recreational markets.

As far as we can tell, we no longer have to climb our uncle’s slanted rooftop to hang our nieces damn piñata. It’s not the height that gets us, it’s the constant scraping of our knees that pisses us off. Who the hell puts stucco on the roof anyway?

Martin Jetpack [Official Press Release]