Update: Nereida Gallardo brought up 74,256 pages on our THIRD attempt. Still 14,000 less than Google. Though, the site does look quite slick.

There’s simply one barometer we were willing to set when our esteemed overseer publisher asked us to write a review about the new search engine that is supposed to rival Google (and was created by four former Google-ites) called Cuil, like “Cool.” We would search for Nereida Gallardo and see what came up. See that picture above? That’s what came up. Apparently, Cuil doesn’t like Nereida Gallardo. We can estimate that there are, oh, let’s see, um, a gazillion sites that have written about, mentioned, mocked, glorified, boobified the name and/or image Nereida Gallardo. (Google gave us 88,700 relevant ENGLISH sites alone) Why? Because, second to Victoria Beckham, Nereida is the most famour WAG since Gemma Atkinson. And that’s saying a lot because Gemma Atkinson has huge gozangas. P.S. We also turned the “safe search OFF” as you can see and still nada. Maybe Nereida’s simply too trashy for Cuil. Or, maybe they don’t want their servers to crash just yet.

Former Employees of Google Prepare Rival Search Engine [NY Times]