With reports circulating for a month now that Cristiano Ronaldo may move to Real Madrid some time this summer, it’s grand to think that he may be welcomed with a slight sneer and chuckle from possible teammate Sergio Ramos. Why? Newspapers we sometimes believe are reporting that Real Madrid’s defensive stalwart once conquered wannabe super model and current Cristiano Ronaldo play-thing, Nereida Gallardo. Ha. Awk-ward.

“Cristiano doesn’t know Nereida’s already slept with one of Real Madrid’s top players, News of the World quoted the pal, as saying. “He’s a jealous guy and she’s kept it a secret from him because it’s something in her past. Sergio’s a bit of a joker and the last thing she wants is him welcoming Cristiano to Madrid by announcing he’s already tackled his girlfriend, the pal added.

We disagree. Seeing as how a multitude of nude photos and exhibitionist tendencies over the last few years have now surfaced as the Nereida we know and love, we don’t think Cristiano will be too upset Sergio Ramos shagged his lass because, well, that’s what she does. Now, if it comes out that Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon had whoopie with Nereida, then this would be interesting.

The pal said: “Sergio was there with two friends and they and Nereida’s mates all ended up back at his house. Sergio was all over Nereida and ended up leading her by the hand into his bedroom. “Nereida didn’t go into details afterwards, but she made it clear to all her friends that they didn’t talk about football or count sheep.”

Jessica Rabbit didn’t talk about playing pat-a-cake with the detective either, but a more serious consequence of this could be that Ronaldo severs all talks with Madrid. Could this possibly hinder Real’s chances of acquiring Cristiano’s services? Who the hell needs “Footballer’s Wives” when you’ve got this! The Nereida Sergio Ramos probably shagged, below.

Oh, and he probably knew this version of her as well. (NSFW!)

Earlier: All Nereida Gallardo Coverage

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