We’ve tried to keep our extensive coverage of Nereida Gallardo isolated to her glass-shattering nipples and badonkadonk. It’s the only thing you care about because whenever we write “pumpernickel farfanuggin’ cased in a jar” along with her naked pics, the page views go through the fucking roof, meaning no one is reading. So it took us a good hour to debate—ro-sham-bo steelo—if we were going to post news that Nereida is a clumsy dufus. Guess what won.

Nereida Gallardo, 24, hurt ligaments in her foot tripping in her heels while out shopping in her native Majorca. The beauty was hoping to nurse the Man United star, 23, who is recovering from surgery on his injured right ankle.

One distinct point of interest here: 1) Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo are both suffering from ankle injuries now. The only difference we see is that Nereida will continue to “service” her team through injury. You don’t need ligaments in your foot for hanky-panky.

Nereida Gallardo sidelined by ligament injury [The Spoiler]
Image [Exposay]