When the New Orleans Saints picked Reggie Bush in the 06 NFL Draft, he was seen by some as a savior, a beacon of light coming into an otherwise bleak situation. Well, after hearing that Mr. Bush has been trying to get his girlfriend Kim Kardashian to lose some of her “assets” for an upcoming movie role, we now see him more as a jerk instead of a savior. Quel horror! He could single-handedly rebuild every house in NO and it still wouldn’t make up for it (OK, fine, maybe just a little bit). Imagine, though, if he takes down USC with those alleged payoffs while at school and makes Kardashian drop some trunk. He might be a person non-grata in Los Angeles for a while.

Kim Kardashian became famous for her bodacious booty - but her man wants to trim some of the junk in her trunk. A source tells Page Six that Kardashian, who will wrestle Carmen Electra in the new flick “Disaster Movie,” has been working out extra hard these days at the request of her boyfriend, New Orleans Saint Reggie Bush.

More atrocious accounts and a gallery of what we might soon be missing below.

“He’s been pushing her to work out hard,” said our source. Sunday, Kardashian was overheard telling a friend at the opening of FUSE nightclub in Nashville that Bush made her run the dunes at Manhattan Beach in California.

Kim, we love you just the way you are. You don’t need no Reggie Bush telling you that your booty’s too big. In fact, if you ever tire of running dunes like some high school football player need to just get away for a second, come to the MachoChip headquarters and we can just hang. We even got the Mountain Dew machine working again, so you know, it’s cool. Whatever you want.

Yeah, coughcough, whatever you want.

LOSE A FEW [NY Post]
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