We’ve all been there. Let out of the big game with no tickets and no one to flash your boobs to get in. Blogger Jean Hsu and her friend found themselves in such a situation outside of the US...

In a we’re not going to buy it coincidence rivaled only by Barack Obama’s “surprise” appearance at end of Joe Biden’s acceptance speech, tennis ace Novak Djokovic denied claims that he and sexy Paraguayan javeliner Leryn Franco are dating....

When we were back in Los Angeles last week, it was for a purpose. It’s a trip we make every year around the same time, supposedly to see family at eat everyday at Yuccas. But really the timing is...

Bernardo Corradi might be playing in Italy right now, but this goal he scored for Manchester City against Portsmouth last year will always live in our hearts. He performs a 3x Hadouken/All You Can combo from Street Fighter 3...

So, how do you want your kid to move? Do you want them swimming like Michael Phelps? Fast as a Usain Bolt? Throw a spiral that’ll knock glasses off nerds 60 yards away like Tom Brady? Well according to...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: Aramis Ramirez popped a grand slam in the eighth inning to lead the Chicago Cubs to a win over the Philadelphia Phillies, It was their eighth straight victory and moved the team...

Oh cheerleaders, when will you learn to dodge balls coming right to your face? Or maybe this is something fetishized in Germany? Honestly we never know with der Berliners. [YouTube, via fourfourtwo]...

Guanabee points us to a Brazilian publishing scandal by way of “actress” Carol Castro who has posed in Brazilian Playboy’s 33rd anniversary issue topless while holding a crucifix. (Which means, as Guanabee points out, that Jesus is topless, too.)...

The citizens of Mexico have a historic gathering happening this Saturday on the issue of security in their country. Fed up with the state of lawlessness in a nation where kidnappings are an everyday occurrence, a grassroots, citizens group...

Puppet Jose Mourinho has come back to Setanta to kick his brand of Portuguese knowledge. This time, he brings us a special video to help the poor, unfortunate Dimitar Berbatovs out there who need a home. Help, and you...

We’re not going to lie, as much as we love a good breath of fresh air (being bloggers, we don’t get out much), there’s something daunting about camping, and the outdoors in general. That’s why we love our backyard,...

For those who haven’t had the displeasure of reading ex-Chicago Sun Times sports columnist Jay Mariotti’s work, just imagine the ramblings of a drunk uncle combined with the ramblings of a guy who thinks he knows everything mixed in...

Can’t get enough Facebook, the social networking site that’s like a grown-up MySpace but less grown-up than actual human beings talking to each other? Well, now you’re about to get it even away from your computer… or your cell...

One of the big stories going into these past Olympic games was the debut of 14-year-old wunderkind English diver Tom Daley (BTW, why is it bad for little girls to twirl and play around when they’re 14, but it’s...

We’ve all been there. Humiliated, literally at the hands of some punk talking trash, reminding you not only about how much your hand-eye coordination sucks but your overall suckiness factor. That’s right, after playing a game of Madden with...

For a guy who can easily be mistaken for a munchkin, Sergio Aguero can out jump most defenders to get his head on a ball and slam it towards golazo heaven. And the fact that Atletico Madrid attained the...

We were reprimanded by our teachers for speaking Spanish in class when we were in the third grade. It was a confusing experience because we were under the impression that everyone could understand us in whatever language. We dished...

Hey, Machochippers. The vatos over at Cuzoogle sent us an email asking if we wanted to participate in their “Pigskin Picks” contest in which every week, we’ll take part in a football poll to show off our knowledge and...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Champions League: Sergio Aguero and Atletico Madrid scorched passed Schalke 04 in the third round of Champions League qualifications held in Madrid. Diego Maradona was in attendance at Vicente Calderon Stadium, cheering on...

You gotta love Spaniards. When they’re not partaking in jamon serrano eating sessions, or drinking cañas and then hitting their siestas, they’re out tossing tomatoes in the street and making a blood-red swimming pool out of their streets. And...

Ninth Hole Ninth Beer - Watch more free videos It amazes us that videos like this get so much exposure. If this guy would have crapped out and broken his face, the video would have been a success. He didn’t...

When you think of films that deserve red carpet retrospectives, what do you come up with? Gone With the Wind? Rocky? Goodfellas? Probably further down the list you’ll hit upon one of the most beautifully profane movies of all...

Israeli engineer Amit Goffer devised a robotic skeleton which will allow wheelchair bound paralysis victims the greatest opportunity they could ever dream of: to walk upright again. A robotic suit is helping people paralysed from the waist down do...

Well kiss our grits. We had no idea Oscar De La Hoya had it in him, but apparently he wants to be sent into retirement with a true bang, and possibly give people the greatest fight since…Miguel Cotto and...

Much was made about Michael Phelps’ extraordinary diet during the Olympic games. Sure he’s the greatest swimmer that ever lived, but he’s also in the running for the skinniest glutton in the history of the world. But, whose to...

If you’re a human male, odds are you’ve played at least 9,000 rounds of Street Fighter in your lifetime. We’re no different. (Well, 9,001 rounds for us.) The newest game in the series, Street Fighter IV, which universally kicks...

There’s something wrong with a soccer club when they continue to justify a player’s worth by dismissing the player’s current status in exchange for marveling at his past feats. It’s like trying to pitch a movie studio a script...

To start, why has it taken four days for media networks to identify the little league responsible for banning 9-year-old pitcher Jericho Scott from taking the mound as a Latino little league? Is it an aside? Good thing Machochip’s...

Natalie Martinez is a Cuban-American actress known for her appearance on some show by the name of “Fashion House.” You’re probably not even reading this are you? Hey, snap out of it. You can see her all you want...

Yesterday we wondered whether Spore would be a failure or a success, and today we have an answer—there’s porn involved, meaning it’s a success. That’s what’s driving a large percentage of the people to the video game’s website to...

Cleber Goal Wisla Krakowby Machochip Everyone knew it would be an uphill battle when Wisla Krakow was scheduled to take on Spanish super club FC Barcelona in the qualification round of the Champions League. And when Barcelona went up 4-0...

Finally there’s a way to exercise and save the environment, other than eliminating the gas that comes from cutting out those 7-11 burritos from your diet. Green Microgym in Portland, Oregon has fixed up their equipment to literally generate...

Swedish soccer player Johanna Almgren was minded her own business at the Olympics when something out of a Star Wars trilogy came bustling towards her, eyes glazed over and panting. It was Brazil’s hefty star Ronaldinho and he had...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: While most of the nation wonders if there are going to be no Yankees or Red Sox in the playoffs for the first time since early in the Clinton administration, Boston is...

We don’t know if there’s anything extraordinary about putting a Rubik’s Cube into a golf hole, but it’s the new viral ad that EA released in order to promote their 2009 golf game. For all we know, this could...

Snakes have always fascinated the hell out of us and the discovery of a giant dead snake in a rural town captivated us like pineapple on tacos captivates foreigners in Mexico City....

Oh, yeah. Get ready for every teenage revolucionario to get his hands on this sucker and put it in his Rage Against The Machine-plastered room right next to his pictures of Salma Hayek as “Frida” and “El Chapulin.” The...

While the fans of the Matamoros, Mexico Little League team that were one win away from the championship were saddened by their loss to Hawaii, one fan wasn’t. Marlins’ third baseman and Mexican national team player Jorge Cantu is...

You know how some cultural references get lost in translation? Describing someone as “La Leche” in Spain means they’re cool. A teenager telling his crew in the States that his skateboard is “the shit” could be construed by foreigners...

Usain Bolt Slow Motion Replay - Watch more free videos It was either this or another ball-smashing skateboard who makes his face bleed. We decided to make you guys laugh instead of squirm. [Break] The New Jersey Nets’ Eduardo Najera...

We understand the life of a presidential candidate is rough, which is one of the reasons we would never run. (Another? Because we’d do stupid things like create a Secretary of Sexiness strictly for Leryn Franco to occupy). But...

Unlike Alex Rodriguez’s love-affair with the new Latino boy band “Menudo”, Rafael Nadal doesn’t give a rat’s tail about sound checks from teenie-bopper boy bands. Especially when rehearsals are breaking his concentration during his US Open warmups. Spain’s tennis-treasure...

New Haven little-leaguer and recently banished pitcher Jericho Scott made news yesterday when his story was reported to the masses, much to the amazement and bewilderment of little-league parents who professed that the league’s organizers were a bunch of...

The LPGA has gone completely totalitarian in it’s pursuit to get everyone on the circuit to embrace the fine compositions of the English-language. Did somebody allow a Minutemen member to take the podium during a press-conference in Korea this...

There’s a new photosharing (think Flickr) that may interest you iPhone users. It’s called Oosah, and it’s got an interesting feature that turns your iPhone into a giant jukebox. Oh, and it’s free....

Argentina’s Angel Di Maria kicked off the scoring during the gold medal match against Nigeria on Saturday with this superb rainbow shot. It’s the kind of shot that allows you to raise your hands and cheer “GOOOL” before the...

The Olympic closing ceremonies were a symbolic gesture of good faith between the Chinese people and everyone who woke up really early and stayed up really late to watch competitions. And it was an event worthy enough to merit...

Chris Price, a BBC soccer reporter, crashed and burned this past weekend when he was covering a Barclays match in England against Rochdale and Bradford. Price tried to spice up his broadcast by saying Rochdale ‘were making more holes...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night US Open: Is Rafael Nadal showing signs of fatigue the week after winning the gold in Beijing and unseating Roger Federer as number one? It took him a long three sets to dispatch...

Unfortunately, that’s not really the positive way to uplift a young child with unbelievable talents. Confronted with the proposition of dealing with a nine-year-old kid who can throw 40mph was too much for one team in the Youth Baseball...