Witnessing really famous professional soccer players struggling with their lines during a Nike ad shoot isn’t grandiose, but it’s quite entertaining. In fact, we got a chuckle watching Cristiano Ronaldo try and say “Holidays don’t exist.” Ruud Van Nistelrooy, on the other hand, doesn’t want to go to “bootie camp.” Especially if it takes place in the shower. Is that a gay joke? A Ruuud, gay joke? Ok, that was a horrible joke. We’re out of here.

Video: Behind the scenes of awesome ad [The Beautiful Game]