





Meet Brazilian synchronized swimming twins Bia and Branca Feres. They were recently on the cover of VIP magazine and have been making a splash in the “really hot athletes we should watch at this year’s Olympics” category since blogs caught a whiff of them. There’s relatively little else about these two except that they may or may not be 19. They could very well be 20, but we’re content with knowing that they’re over 18. As far as synchronized swimming goes, it’s a bit of a shame they have to be underwater the entire time they’re competing. Why couldn’t they do field hockey, beach volleyball or track and field? No worries. They have a surplus of modeling photos for your viewing. Check out pictures and a lovely video after the jump.
Wake up with Brazilian sisters Bia and Branca Feres [Barstool Sports]
Images [Paparazzo]


Like can we start an exchange program with Brazil for hot asses for no asses, so they can train them down there? We’ll start with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie for these two darling dumpers.
Posted by Churrsaco | August 05, 2008
they are the best looking twins i have ever seen in my life
Posted by riki cacaj | August 06, 2008
I would go so far as to say the hottest Olympians in the world.
Posted by Guerrero | August 06, 2008
Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by James | August 06, 2008
I could honestly say I would eat their ass for hours…hours!!!
Posted by Anthony | August 06, 2008
Note to self: start tailgating Synchronized Swimming events
Posted by Tailgating Dave | August 06, 2008
Brazil deserves to win the whole damn Olympics for this!
Posted by Jack Mehoff | August 06, 2008
Which one is Bia and which one is Branca?
Posted by Pedro | August 06, 2008
nice dumpsters!
Posted by dc | August 06, 2008
@Pedro: Funny man… right?
Posted by Churrsaco | August 06, 2008
I just watched that video of the two of them. Now I have to go wring out my underwear
Posted by Face | August 06, 2008
Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus…and he’s delivered his gifts early this year!
Yowsuh!
Posted by Gordo | August 06, 2008
Get in line, Anthony!
Posted by Keith | August 06, 2008
God, wish I were chlorine in the Olympic pools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Posted by Mark | August 06, 2008
Now if they could just kiss…
Posted by Victor | August 07, 2008
Two fag sisters,way to friendly with each other.I quess incest is a accepted lifestyle in Brazil.
Posted by jf collins | August 07, 2008
Twins often think of their sibling as an extension of themselves. Incest among twins is very common and means no more to them than masturbation means to us. Speaking of which, I gotta watch that video again.
Posted by KT | August 07, 2008
I wish I could date one and hook my mandigo friend up with the other.
Posted by schwada | August 07, 2008
Twins often think of their sibling as an extension of themselves. Incest among twins is very common and means no more to them than masturbation means to us.
Posted by KT
Possibly the stupidest thing said on the net in several days.
Posted by Gottago | August 07, 2008
why are thse two not listed as brazilian team members?
a fookun great soft pron scam for you bastards.
Posted by oscar madison | August 07, 2008
Damaged now, my speechless……..
Makes me wish I was blind so I will not be tormented any longer
Posted by bdoor | August 07, 2008
I am setting my DVR right now!!!! Hopefully my new pregnant wife won’t find out…..
Posted by John Tansen | August 07, 2008
I haven’t seen ASS like that since I spent the night with Beter.
Posted by Mason Jeredith | August 07, 2008
Wow. For some reason, incest just seems OK in this instance…
Posted by Marco | August 07, 2008
Robert Belcher is not a homo
Posted by Arthur Hutchinson | August 07, 2008
Pelo amor deus . What a way to wake up. This was better than coffee by far.
Thank you Free Beer and Hot wings Morning show. Keep posting links like this. Kaboobie!
Posted by Kheffers | August 07, 2008
I agree with Producer Joe…. Hottest girls EVER….and where. I will now watch synchronized swimming and flog the dolphin. Jk
Posted by Gman | August 07, 2008
oh no! somebody put a boner in my pants!
Posted by Alex Vita | August 07, 2008
aaaahhhhhhh…………
Posted by Anonymous | August 07, 2008
I think they have a familiy relation to me
Shimon Feres
President of Israel
Posted by shimon Feres from Israel | August 08, 2008
Somebody a mirror of the video please???
Posted by Bart | August 09, 2008
what happen to the video i want to see there t and a’s
Posted by roadie | August 09, 2008
Twins often think of their sibling as an extension of themselves. Incest among twins is very common and means no more to them than masturbation means to us. Speaking of which, I gotta watch that video again.
Posted by KT | August 07, 2008
quite possible the funniest thing said in on the net in several days.
Posted by sebastian | August 09, 2008
You can get enough of these two….
TheSportsAffiliate.com
Posted by thesportsaffiliate | August 11, 2008
What are you doing? I should tell you all… I’m Chris Hansen and you’re on Dateline NBC.
Posted by Chris Hansen | August 11, 2008
I should tell you all, Im Chris Hansen and you’re on Dateline NBC. I have a huge erection now.
Posted by Chris Hansen | August 11, 2008
Holy shit dude..
Posted by MC | August 11, 2008
these two biches aint on any olympic team..butt i’d eat it
Posted by oscar madison | August 12, 2008
I would swim through a sea of shit to hit that !!
Posted by dazzla | August 13, 2008
what would i pay for that???????????????????????????????
Posted by ben simons | August 13, 2008
damn! that’s gonna be the f**k of my life having them both…simultaneously!
Posted by paul | August 14, 2008
I’m a twat who can’t post proper links…
Posted by jeanesy | August 14, 2008
I’m a TWAT who can’t post proper links…
Posted by jeanesy | August 14, 2008
I cant stand up now!
Posted by Anonymous | August 14, 2008
I’ll take the ‘F’ …these hotties are AMAZING!!!!!
Posted by Cill Republicans | August 14, 2008
Sweet Jesus!!!
These lil ass muffins were bred for one purpose…bangin’ ME!!!
Posted by eatIT | August 15, 2008
Sweet Jesus!!!
These lil ass muffins were bred for one purpose…bangin’ ME!!!
Posted by eatIT | August 15, 2008
holy mother fu……….. if i only had a chance to bang these beauties it wouldnt happen because i would have nutted myself by the time they said “lets fu……”
Posted by Echevarria | August 16, 2008
wow
Posted by Anonymous | August 18, 2008
I would love to turn them into a couple of iced fingers.
Posted by Mil | August 19, 2008
Send them on over then.
Posted by DallasKink | August 20, 2008
Twins often think of their sibling as an extension of themselves. Incest among twins is very common and means no more to them than masturbation means to us. Speaking of which, I gotta watch that video again.
Possibly the best thing said on the net in days.
Posted by Willie | August 20, 2008
Had ‘em. Twice.
Posted by Jerrys vocal coach | August 20, 2008
They remind me of the Japanese twins Fukyu and Fukmi from Austin Powers.
Posted by cool_moron | August 20, 2008
I think they each need a good spanking….
Posted by Robertotk | August 20, 2008
UMA DELISA! They’re my cousins…
Posted by Java | August 21, 2008
I’d eat the fucking shit as it was cumming out of their assholes. If you don’t like that, obviously you don’t think they’re as hot, immortal and perfect as I do, so buzz off and let me at ‘em!
Posted by BrazenPraize | August 24, 2008