Disgracing a taco by inking it up with a signature is sacrilegious in some parts of Mexico (and little Mexico, a.k.a. Los Angeles). But if you eat a taco that’s been autographed by a professional baseball player, and that taco happens to be a soft shell from Taco Bell (where we’re certain they still sell cat meat), then it might pass. There’s a video out there from what looks to be sometime around Spring Training, showing Tampa Bay Rays’ player Carlos Peña rocking pen to shell on some fans “taco.” Check out the video after the jump if you don’t believe us.

Does the guy know he has processed cheese hanging from his locks? Gross dude. But try and get a signature on a torta ahogada (sauce-drenched Mexican sandwich). Im-possible.

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