MondayAugust182008

Gay Gold Diggers Love Them Some Cristiano Ronaldo

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We’re betting the survey over at Gaygolddiggers.uk.com ranks as high on the charts of fulfilled accomplishments for Cristiano Ronaldo as his Manchester United double last year. That’s because everyone once believed David Beckham was the gay world’s icon, but no sir. That title is now exclusively in the hands of pink-shorty Mc. Shorts Ronaldo.

A spokeswoman for www.gaygolddiggers.uk.com said: “Ronaldo’s ripped body, slicked-back hair, shiny white teeth and jewellery swung the votes his way. “He looks like any gay man or woman’s dream.

So who did he beat?

1. Cristiano Ronaldo

2. Kylie Minogue

3. Judy Garland

4. Elton John

5. Liza Minnelli

6. The Village People

7. David Beckham

8. George Michael

9. John Barrowman

10. Paul O’Grady

David Beckham didn’t even place above the “Village People?” Sorry, Armani. But these ads didn’t fool anyone.

Cristiano Ronaldo Voted “Ultimate Gay Icon” [Guanabee]
Image [Now Magazine]

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