Heads Up: Because Dimitar Berbatov Won't Pay For Himself

Puppet Jose Mourinho has come back to Setanta to kick his brand of Portuguese knowledge. This time, he brings us a special video to help the poor, unfortunate Dimitar Berbatovs out there who need a home. Help, and you can get a special wiry headband. [YouTube]

Well, it looks like Obama isn’t the only Chicagoan who think Cub fans don’t really pay attention to the game. Even Cubs like Derek Lee agree with him, so we’d watch out for those bottles of beer being flung at the first base side, Derek. [Chicago Sun Times]
Ford is going to redraw the famous Mustang icon on its cars starting in 2013. Upon first glance, it looks like the rest of the body of the Denver Bronocs’ logo. Upon second glance, we think were were right. [LA Times]
It’s the first weekend of college football, so you know what that means—tailgating! And with that comes the responsibility… of being prepared properly for any drinking shenannigans that might arise. Luckily Boosh Magazine has us covered and we’re running to the phone to order “The Chuggler” as we speak. [Boosh Magazine]
Hey, the NFL has slightly more Latinos that last year! Yay! Doesn’t mean we’re going to center a whole fantasy football draft around them like we did with the baseball players because… well, it’d turn out a lot uglier. [Yahoo!]