Heads Up: Foul On The Guy Who Peed In The Pool.

Here’s a unique soccer commercial showcasing some underwater skills from soccer players we don’t recognize. There are no special effects involved. That is a real ball they’re using. Wait. No. That is real water they are playing in. Only question: how do you know if the dude is offsides? [YouTube]
US Olympians that arrived in Beijing donning masks apologize for what they did. They don’t, however, apologize for wanting to breath a little easier. [SI]

The Spoiler gives the Glasgow Rangers a new sponsor for their kits. [The Spoiler]
If you’re searching for coffee in the Portland area, then you might be surprised by what you find behind the counter. [KVAL]
Former Olympic speed-skater Joey Cheek was denied entry into China. You know the American economy is bad when rich, well-known Americans are being turned away from your country. In Mexico, they don’t even ask you how long you’re staying. It’s 180 days no questions asked! [Huffington Post]
This is probably the coolest feature we’ve ever seen on an airplane. Well, except for seat-to-seat text messaging on Virgin America. [Gizmodo]
Adriano is back in an Inter Milan jersey. [The Offside]
If you ever feel like life’s just shitting all over you (gross), then catch this video and stop whining, or else. [With Leather]