Heads Up: Keep Your Eye On The Ball.

Brazilian goalie Clemer goofed yesterday during Vasco V Internacional when he misjudged the bounce of a ball that was traveling no more than 2mph and kicked it into his own net. Saude! [The Spoiler]
Some bloggers are completely perplexed by the dance routines performed by Beach Volleyball’s Olympic cheerleaders. As long as they aren’t drowning you like mermaids, then we’re cool. Shake on, shakers. [Busted Coverage]

Who says you need talent when it’s written in the stars that you’re going to win the Olympics? One British scientist has all of the answers. [With Leather]
Bloggers are asking: Is US Olympic gymnast Alicia Sacramone the next Anna Kournikova? Hi. No. Hell no. There is a difference between cute and hot. [Deadspin]
Rafael Nadal is on the cover of New York Magazine and Guanabee is all goo-goo-gah-gah over it. [Guanabee]
Sumo wrestlers will use whatever can induce the munchies. Unfortunately, one sumo wrestler was caught red-handed. [Brahsome]
Jessica Alba is actually really pretty when she’s not bad-mouthing Latinos. [Cuzoogle]
Michael Phelps has a new, eager admire named Lindsey Lohan. Could he be the one to make her straight again? [Deadspin]