Ok. What the hell is going on these days? Georgia invades foreign territory and Russia rolls into their turf; the Chupacabra is engaging in some daylight escapades in Texas; Bigfoot has been found, is dead and stored in some dudes freezer; and now Lionfish are taking over the entire Eastern seaboard? End of times, dudes. End. Of. Times! [AP]

Aren’t you dying to see Emmanuel Chriqui on “Entourage” this season? Um, yes. Yes you are. [Cuzoogle]

Manny Pacquiao has rebuffed Oscar De La Hoya’s offer to fight him in December after negotiations left his cut at 30%. Great PR move De La Hoya. Low ball the other fighter so it looks like you didn’t bail. Nice. [Guardian]

Ever wonder what it takes (or who, we should say) to make an Olympic super-baby? We think Alicia Sacramone and, um, the Machochip editor should go on a date. [The Angry T]

If you never had a shot at attending a Playboy party, then you’re S.O.L. Hugh Hefner says “no mas” to his bukake-fests. [Blog Of Hilarity]

The first ever phonograph recording is available for listening now, and shockingly it isn’t a song from Lynard Skynard. [Noise Addicts]

Junior Seau is giving back to his community by opening up a Ruby Tuesday in San Bernardino. Awesome. It’ll be another post-Ozzfest hang out soon. [Don Chavez]

What’s better than beautiful cheerleaders and a buffalo wing eating contest? [Busted Coverage]