Heads Up: No, Seriously—Heads Up

Oh cheerleaders, when will you learn to dodge balls coming right to your face? Or maybe this is something fetishized in Germany? Honestly we never know with der Berliners. [YouTube, via fourfourtwo]

Cristiano Ronaldo finishes his award pick-ups from last season by receiving the UEFA’s Player of the Year and Forward of the Year awards, mostly because of his eight scores in the Champions League tournament. [Sky Sports]
Speaking of Senor Ronaldo, here’s a picture of him in the new Manchester United… blue kits? They’re for the Champion’s League matches, which is too bad. It would’ve given EPL teams so much ammo with “Devil In A Blue Dress” blasting over the speakers. [Sun UK]
A Chihuahua race? They’re so adorable, that no matter who crosses the finish line first, they’re all Wieners in our hearts… winners. We meant winners. [Houston Pet Talk]