Heads Up: Soccer Balls Can Cause Serious Whiplash.

A young cheerleader felt the brunt force of a professional soccer kick in Germany this weekend. It’s a good thing these gals are trained in “rah-rah-rah” stretches or else her noggin’ would have been halfway to Luxembourg. [The Beautiful Game]
Yahoo is streaming live photos from events throughout the Olympic games, including women’s water polo. After this picture surface, they might have to rethink their approach. (NSFW) [Deadspin]

We once smeared chili power, lemon and salt inadvertently after a game of soccer in the park and wound up screaming when the seething juice reached a gash on our hand that we were unaware of. If you enjoy pain akin to that, then you’ll love this Men’s body wash. [Uncrate]
Bruce Springstein to awaken the “Ghost of Tom Joad” at next year’s Superbowl halftime show. [With Leather]
Apple application enthusiasts have made the computer giant extremely wealthy this month. Now, if they could only get us a white computer that doesn’t turn black after six months. [Mobile Burn]