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• This is the type of video that will make you shudder and cringe for days to come. In fact, we don’t know if we can get over this today. The sound itself conjures up images of pumpkins splattering on the floor. Not. Fun. [Busted Coverage]
• The LA Times discovers the resurgence of vinyl records. Next thing report: kids love skateboards. Get with it, suckas! [LA Times]
• Olympic athletes are all about Big Macs in China. [The Spoiler]
• Homegirl Dara Torres became the oldest Silver medal winner in the history of the Olympic games. She’ll now be called “La Plata Vieja.” Gang names rule. [NY Times]
• Once again, fans in England prove they are more creative than American sports fans. [Deuce Of Davenport]
• Playing golf against a wall sounds like a lot of fun until your friend’s golf ball smacks into your forehead at 40mph. [Don Chavez]
• Senorita Adriana Lima is still engaged to Marko Jaric and here are some lovely photos of the duo. /Smacks palm to head. Ok, how did he pull her in, man! [On205th]
• Racer Tony Steward believes “pot grass” is the correct lingo for “weed.” [Brahsome]
• There are 11 other sports events that rival Michael Phelps’ gold medal count, and Wilt Chamberlain’s feat of 20,000 women is apparently one of them. [The Angry T]
• Because we’re music snobs: Lou Reed’s “Berlin” movie soundtrack to be released soon. [Pitchforkmedia]