No one knows the fate of Cristiano Ronaldo’s career because we don’t have too many insiders from Real Madrid or Manchester United shelling out details about meetings, negotiations or anything else that has to do with the most important transfer-talks in the history of soccer. Hell, all anyone’s keeps publishing about Cristiano Ronaldo is the fact that Real Madrid are really interested in him. Yes. We know. It’s like telling us the economy sucks. Yes. We know. Good thing we have all the chicks he’s trying to shag (or has shagged) disclosing his shmoozing tactics.

‘My friends were telling me that his stare was fixed about me,’ she tells the Daily Star. ‘At last came his request for my mobile telephone number. In the end I surrendered… ‘I have felt myself courted in a fairly good and elegant way. It was like a 2-day date…We started sending messages by mobile telephone. He has called me all night long.’

That’s two girls in two weeks providing the insider perspective on Cristiano Ronaldo’s best “Rico Suave” impression. Now, if they could only get him to tell us where he’ll play this month.

Cristiano Ronaldo calls me all night [Now]
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