What you missed while you were crying over the twins not being in the Olympics.

• Athletes are smoking more and these days, which means Vlade Divac’s legacy is holding strong.
• Every now and again, ESPN believes it can be really really funny.
• US Cyclists aren’t shy about their feelings regarding Beijing’s pollution problem.
• Bia and Branca Feres are two Brazilian synchronized swimmers that you’ve all grown to love.
• Paul Pierce has a really short fuse when it comes to shrimp-tossers.
• Amanda Beard joins the naked Peta crowd.
• Cristiano Ronaldo is going absolutely no where.
• Brett Favre is officially a New York Jet. His legacy is totally screwed.
• Kim Kardashian makes an appearance on EA Sports boxing game “Facebreaker.”
• If you didn’t know how to show you Manny Ramirez Dodger pride before, now you have another option to think about.

Thanks again for another fabulous week. Seriously, if things keep going this well, then we might have to quit working part-time at the yogurt shop! Have a great weekend, peeps.