Hey, Dallas readers! Looking to amp up your NFL viewing this year? Well, there might be a TV deal out there specifically for ju.

For $2,099, you can grab—literally—a 65-inch 1080p LCD TV from Olevia. (Never heard of Olevia, but LCDs are more or less the same.) What makes it strange is that if you’re keen on it, you’ll need to ship it using your own transportation from Texas. And no, a burro will probably not work in this case.

So obviously, unless you’re in the Dallas area, or willing to drive out there, you may want to pass on this. And besides, you can find 1080p TVs for a lot less at your local Wal-Mart or Best Buy.

Olevia 65” 1080p LCD HDTV [Woot]