Have you ever noticed how butterflies seem to gravitate towards your every move when you wash with your girlfriend’s soap? Have you ever wondered why you tend to wear your gf’s pink slippers whenever she’s not home and you’ve just had a long shower? No? Really? Yeah, that shiz has never happened to us either. But this new Axe ad sure wants you to think that birdies will come flying through your window, draping you with a loin cloth and continue to harass you by putting draping you with a dress..if you use girl soap. Basically, you’re a cross-dressing flamingo-lover if you use a non-manly soap. So, get a real man’s soap and have girls donning bunny masks lather you down from head-to-toe. Check out the ad after the jump.

Axe Ad [Advertolog]
Video [YouTube]