Cachaça is Brazil’s national drink with more than 396 million [Ed note: Suck it, blah.] gallons of it produced every year. It’s a sugarcane juice product that is not, and we repeat, not rum because of the manner in which it’s distilled. We won’t go into detail, but it’s basically the same difference between Bourbon and Whiskey. You’ve probably had it in caparinhas and other tropical drinks that have left you comatose and pledging your love to a stranger, but it’s not really exported out of Brazil. Cabana Cachaça wants to change all of that. And there approach isn’t relegated to the realm of subtlety. Their website intro invokes a feeling of erotica that we assume their Cachaça perpetuates after tons of consumption. Or, they want us all to believe authentic Brazil revolves around thanga tan-lines and breasts. Whatever the case, you’ll most likely be left with a boner after this video, instead of an appetite for their drink. Which is ironic because alcohol causes the complete opposite. Check out their very NSFW ad after the jump.

Official site [Cabana]