It’s no secret that Cristano Ronaldo’s love trysts involve hookers, in one way or another. But what would happen if CR7 was dating a hooker… for free? That seems to be the pickle he’s in with Fernanda, the English lass pictured here, who’s been blabbing to everyone who’ll listen that she and the Man U star have been hot and heavy on the DL for a while now. That includes her Johns and News Of The World reporters, who aren’t above pretending to do a line of blow like cops in the movies to get the scoop about drug-dealing, threesome-offering prostitutes who date soccer stars, God bless ‘em.

As she offered a cocaine-fuelled threesome to the newspaper’s undercover reporter Fernanda showed him intimate pictures of herself with Ronaldo and purred: “We’re REALLY good friends.”

“Fernanda likes Cristiano very, very much indeed and has been dating him secretly for years. She told me they’ve been having sex together for some time - although she’s always known and understood she wasn’t going to be his Number 1.”

Yes, why settle for one prostitute when England’s full of them, even if they are REALLY good friends? Secrecy isn’t obviously a reason, so we’re just hoping she doesn’t have a signed poster of Cristiano hanging above her bed that makes Johns ask her, “Um… so what’s up with the poster?” Although, that does seem like a pretty good ice breaker.

Ronaldo girl is a £2k hooker [Sun UK]
Image [Sun UK]