We’re always confused when we see Peru’s home jerseys because they look like River Plate’s. Anyway, Juan Vargas battled down the sideline for 70-meters, pushing off a defender we’re too lazy to look up, withstanding jersey pulls and outpacing his opponent to drop off a miraculous ball that somehow found its way to Johan Fano’s foot and into the net. The crowd was excited because of this. And the sportscasters, too.

More Machochip “Goal Of The Day” here.