Heads Up: Grapes Of Wrath, Indeed.

Grapes are usually harmless unless they get stuck in your throat or they’re fermented and gulped in excessive amounts. Never in our barbarous dreams could we imagine someone getting the shock of their life via grabbing a bundle of grapes. But check it. The suckers have a wrath similar to a taser. [Boing Boing]
Holy crap. Is this the Latino-version of the “Undertaker?” [Latin Gossip]

End-zone celebrations are a signature aspect of the NFL whether the league wants to repress them or not, but Canada sure has a lot of freakin’ film to watch in order to level up with their North American counterparts. [With Leather]
Awww. New England Patriots’ cheerleaders look so cute and purty. On the beach. In their bikinis. [Don Chavez]
Robinho didn’t get picked up by the Premiership team he was dreaming of, so he’s gone out and called his new team the “new Chelsea.” Sure. That works. [Setanta]
Guy writes book about how women should be more subservient with their ~~masters~~ husbands. To quote: One piece of advice reads: ‘Here’s a little secret, ladies. Men never really ask for anything. They command. And believe me, what you won’t do, ten broads around the corner will.’ That should go over well. [Daily Mail]