Heads Up: Joey Barton Is Out Of Prison And Ready To Take Your Leg Off.
Joey Barton’s first game out of the pen saw his side fall 3-0 to Arsenal and hear the jeers from the opposing team’s fans. Lets just say Joey Barton isn’t appreciated in the Premiership. And after almost breaking Samir Nasri’s leg during the game, he should probably refrain from thinking people will send “Welcome Back” cards. [YouTube]
The numbers are in and the NFL has more Latinos than last year. Of course, the percentage is still considerably low with Blacks making up 61% and Whites 30%, leaving 9% to Asians and Latinos. Still, as long as Tony Romo is representing, then we’re fine, right? [AP]
Two Russian sumo wrestlers tested positive for marijuana in their systems this week, marring a scheduled tournament and bringing shame to the sport. How do we know they weren’t just manifesting midnight munchie meltdowns to make weight? It was all done for the sport! [Reuters]
Rapper Pharrell Williams and Jeff Gordon raced little tiny Nascar racers and Jeff Gordon got wooped on! Holla! How do you say “Ya got burned” in Nascar? [Gridcrasher]
Jacksonville Jaguar Richard Collins was shot at an apartment earlier today and is in critical condition. No word on where he was hit, but the shooting occurred around 2:45am in a middle-class to upper-class neighborhood. [LA Times]
Manchester City got Robinho and now they’re going after, ahem, Cristiano Ronaldo. [The Spoiler]
Gentlemen. Rev your guts. Milwaukee has unleashed the 144-person beer bong. Which in turn will be the most iconic Mono provider in the world. [Busted Coverage]