English troublemaker Joey Barton is currently serving a 200 hour community service sentence in Prudhoe, Northumberland, which is right next to Lusluth, Southfistland, and far far away from any Newcastle United fans who might want to jump on his wheelbarrow and ask for an autograph. He’s serving the sentence for this incident. Jordan Spencer, a 17-year-old!, was Joey’s alst pummeling and the one the inevitably sent him to jail. Now he’s cleaning up branches and leaves two days a week and will likely take the entire season to finish his service. And he seems to be fitting right in with his fellow cons.

“He was really quiet at first but has opened up as the weeks have gone on, although he never talks about any of the bad stuff he has done. “He has enough of a record to keep talking all day long but he just stays schtum.

We don’t know what schtum means, but we assume he acts like a jackass and punches out everyone he possibly can. If not with his fist, it’s with his car. While most workers arrive in a bus, Barton arrives in a $100,000 Range Rover. That’s hard time he’s serving.

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