We take four days off to go on vacation in order to lessen the possibility of a brain hemorrhage induced by blogging, and in that time someone else discovers new photos of Paraguayan javelin tosser, Leryn Franco? Well, there’s no need to ruffle feathers since a true optimist will recognize that any discovery of Leryn Franco photos is a blessing. So thank you, Sports Illustrated. You’ve brightened our day the same way a triple-cheeseburger from In N Out quenches our hunger. Check out the pics after the jump.

The Seducer Pose

The “I Just Got Out Of Bed And Still Groggy” Pose

The “You’re A Little Bit Country” Pose

The “Damsel In Distress/Drunken Gypsy” Pose

The “I Want World Peace” Pose

The “I Just Need To Find The Editor Of Machochip’s Phone Number, Asap” Pose

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