You ever ask yourself, “Self. Why isn’t there a beverage-opening device that can store my Cancun Spring Break pictures?” Well geniuses at TrekStor have taking the giant leap of fusing a bottle-opener with a 2, 4, 6 and 8gb USB. Which means you can now take your Word documents to a sandy beach in Tulum.

The USB stick CO is a mobile data storage device in a solid, brushed aluminium housing. It is special because it incorporates an extra bottle opener function combining practical data storage with a thirst-quenching aid that is always to hand. The USB stick CO has a Hi-Speed USB 2.0 connection for extra-fast data transfer (read rate: 25 MB/s, write rate 12 MB/s). It is bootable, pre-formatted and ready for immediate use without a driver. The USB stick CO is suitable for Windows® 2000, XP, Vista, Mac® OS X and Linux® from Kernel 2.6.x. It is available with 1, 2, 4, 8 and 16 GB of memory.

This greatly makes up for Reef Sandals ridiculous chancla-opener. What the hell happens if you ever step on vomit, or dog shit, or vomit and then want to use you sandal to open up a beer? Cochinos!

Official Site [TrekStor]